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Bring it on!

Posted in by nina on the April 12th, 2006

I have a new prescription that warns: “may cause loss of appetite, if you experience weight loss call your doctor.” Uh, yeah, I’ll get right on that.

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  1. Dylan said,

    on April 12th, 2006 at 8:47 am

    I want a medication that warns “may cause increased height and intelligence and may also inspire people to pay you to do nothing.”

  2. John said,

    on April 12th, 2006 at 9:30 am

    Side effects are fun to read. They must start with the same list for every medication: Nausea, diarrhea, dizziness, headaches, drowsiness and agitation.

    I just started taking Lunesta, the sleep medication, which lists drowsiness as a side effect! There have been no reports of sleep driving on Lunesta (that’s Ambien).

    Another thing I’ve been reading lately (to tie into your last blog) is our Minor Injury Log here at work (lots of scenarios too brilliant to script: a taxidermied skull rolling off a high shelf onto an employee’s head, etc).

  3. nina said,

    on April 12th, 2006 at 3:35 pm

    LMAO!! That is too funny. Yeah, I was going to post this in the first one then didn’t, but it’s a great add-on. About 12 years ago I had Graves Disease that was completely out of control and undiagnosed for almost a year. I needed a big ol’ radioactive pill to kill off most of my thyroid. The doctors said “ok now, this pill is perfectly safe, but you have to take a verified pregnancy test right now, don’t open up this huge lead container until we leave the room, don’t go within 15 feet of Dylan for a week, and don’t let your animals sleep on the bed with you.” um, glad it’s safe!

  4. John said,

    on April 13th, 2006 at 11:52 am

    Now THAT’s a frickin’ pill!!! Living things in the room with you may suffer side effects!!

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