All The Friends I Ever Had Are Gone
I used to be a real wheel, now I’m irrelevant
Like a porno star gone celibate
Used to own this place, now I’m late with the rent
Used to be in charge, now I’m only a temp
All the friends I ever had are gone

Used to be in demand, now I’m just in the way
I had a five-year plan, it lasted 28 days
I wrote a book of poems and a Broadway play
Was a pretty good pal, a pretty good lay
But all the friends I ever had are gone

I was given the keys, now they don’t come to the door
And no one returns my calls anymore
I was doing 75 with the sunroof down
Had to sell that car and take the el into town
All the friends I ever had are gone

All I ever wanted was to be myself with her
So if all that stuff came crashing down
It wouldn’t even hurt
But as it was I couldn’t even level with myself
I guess I didn’t realize what all that stuff was worth

I shouldn’t be telling you this, it’s only our first date
Would you look at the time it’s getting late
Haven’t been to the movies in such a long time
Hey where you going, did I say something wrong
All the friends I ever had are gone

Dylan - electric piano, synthesizer, guitar
John Guion - bass
Mark Herr - drums


Pushin’ My Car
Everybody in my family
They got themselves a Master’s degree
My sister’s even a Ph.D.
She’s a professor of biochemistry
But every time I turn the key
I pray to God that this time I won’t be

(chorus)
Pushin’ my car down the side of the road
Pushin’ my car when it won’t go
Oh no, pushlin’ my car out of the snow
Pushin’ my car

How many times have I been told
I’m not living up to potential
I never thought that could be so
But how was I supposed to know
That I’d be
(repeat chorus)

Well I wonder what they’re gonna say
On the day I turn the tables
As I pass them on the highway
With ‘em waving their jumper cables

Someday a great rain is gonna fall
And it’ll cause my engine to never stall
And all my friends will drink fine Champagne
And reminisce about the early days
(repeat chorus)

Dylan - piano
Terry Eason - guitar
John Guion - bass
Mark Herr - drums


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